OK, take one more look! (Hallo, Master.) Only foreigners can look; local disciples don’t need to. Thank you. See the magic? Have you seen my magic? (Yes.) I’ll show you one more time. You see, there’s nothing. Look. It’s originally like that, right? Now, I’ll blow on it. Did you see that?! OK, you can do this too. [Lord] Jesus once said, “Anything I can do, you can do better than me.” Right? OK, alright. The foreigners can take a few more looks; local disciples don’t need to. (Yes, we do!) OK. Tonight, when it gets cool, I’ll stay longer with you, OK? (OK.) Evening. When it’s cool, I’ll make more time for you. Now I let you free so you can have a rest. It’s too hot, especially for the foreigners. I don’t want you to melt like ice cream here.
Alright. So, see you around. Try to put up with whatever discomfort. It might arise because of the number of people, because of the weather, because of… whatever it is. OK? And tonight, if possible, or when it’s a little bit dark, if technically possible, I will let you see the fashion show… on TV only. On TV only; sorry, we don’t have models here. Also, we don’t have the technique and the place for that kind of thing – maybe in the future. So, have a rest.
I’m not going to walk around; it’s inconvenient wearing high heels. Do I still need to walk around? (Yes.) Can I walk around like this? Ah! I’ll just walk a little bit. Didn’t you see? Wow! There are people everywhere. Our place is getting smaller and smaller. Does our legislator sit over there? It must be very uncomfortable. Is there a chair for him to sit on? He’s kind of chubby. It’s uncomfortable for him to sit there. Don’t look at others. They will feel embarrassed. Look here. Here. I’ll show you some magic. Look, I’m going to blow it open. Did you see that? I have odd tricks now and then.
Is it OK? Is it too hot? It’s not bad here. It’s somewhat cool. Why is that? Maybe because it’s near the lake. Inside, it’s quite hot. OK. Can you see? You’re seeing your old friend. Do you see any old friends? Is Yang here? Yes, OK. And the other two, are they both here?
OK, OK. I’m just walking around. No need. No need to move. I’ll walk randomly. OK, can you see me? OK. Girls are the most difficult to deal with because they are everywhere. They are the majority. Don’t touch me. I’m so hot right now. (So beautiful.) It’s hot in summer. No touching. (So beautiful.) OK now? Fine? Can you see? Don’t put anything on the road. I might fall because I’m not watching the road. I’m only looking at you. Alright. Where am I now? When do I stop walking? When do I stop walking? Oh, yeah! (Beautiful, Master.) Is it OK? Pretty, huh? You just found out today? Thank you.
(Good day, Master.) Not bad... Are these all from abroad? No. (All from here. Locals.) And this side? (We’re from here.) From the country of Taiwan (Formosa). That’s right, the country of Taiwan (Formosa). (From the country of Taiwan (Formosa).) Country of Taiwan (Formosa), speaking Taiwanese (Formosan). Even if you speak Taiwanese (Formosan), you still need earphones. OK. Where am I supposed to go next? I’ll just look around randomly, looking all around. It’s OK, it’s OK. Don’t move, don’t move. I’m just walking randomly, looking around. Even if you don’t see me today, you will some other time. I’ll go everywhere, you’ll sit everywhere, and then you’ll see me. Actually, you don’t have to see me. (Yes, we do!) The inner Master is more beautiful and doesn’t scold people.
(So beautiful. Master is so beautiful.) (Hallo, Master.) Today, I have organized some of these “weeds,” and so I look more tidy. Someone did my hair. See that? (Yes.) (So beautiful.) Really? Am I really beautiful? If you had a son, would he marry me? (Hallo, Master.) Yes, I haven’t been there yet, have I? (Yes.) It’s OK. (Master.) You’ve all seen me. Good, good. (Thank You, Master.) (Master is so beautiful.) Thank you. Just walk around. I’m sorry.
(I haven’t seen You for over a month.) A month or so is no big deal. Was it only a month or so? Really? I thought I had been away for 10 years. Ah, time here is slower! Have you all seen me? Is it OK? Look again tomorrow. It’s alright. Oh, I like your hairdo! In case I missed anyone, I’ll see you some other time. (Master is so beautiful.) Thank you. (Master is so beautiful.) Thank you. (So beautiful.) Ah! I forgot to show you my magic. People on this side didn’t see it. Look! I just blow on it, and… (Wow!) Those over there couldn’t see it just now. Is it OK?
Wow! There are people even here? Why are there so many of you? (Hallo, Master.) Good, good. Thank you. OK now? It is cool here, cooler than over there. I’ve got it. We have a solution for everyone to cool off. You can even be cool in the main hall. Do you know how to do that? Spraying water. I’ll tell them later on to bring the faucets here and show us their magic power. Everyone can get a shower in the holy land. Do you want to do that? (OK.) No problem. Spraying water will cool you down. It’s fine. Twice a day, except during meals, you can spray. How about that? (OK.) Good.
I’m sorry I haven’t seen you all. (Hallo, Master.) Is it OK now? (Really beautiful.) (Master.) Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Have you all seen me? I’m going to climb the mountain. OK now? Yeah, thank you. OK. Goodbye. See you some other time, OK? Hsihu residents over here? (Yes.) Why do you Hsihu residents have to see me? You see, this is also a kind of magic power. Voilà. Alright. OK now? Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Alright, see you later. OK, everyone should get some rest. It’s too hot. Can you continue working? (OK.) Or what else? Thank you. Thank you. You can use the resting time to work and then doze off during meditation. Those Hsihu residents. (OK.) Yes. (Yes.) See you later.
Photo Caption: Time to B Open-Minded!
