Helping each other instead of killing or harming each other. This is the way. (Yes, Master.) This is the way if you are believing in God or even just believing in humanity’s goodness.
That’s it, right? Anything else? I’m sorry. I should not say “I saw that.” I should say, “Oh! Wow!” Sorry. Your Master could never make it as a diplomat. That’s why She works so hard. If She were a diplomat, it would be better, sitting pretty. Not much to worry about. Anything else? (Yes, Master.)
(A group of volunteers have created an internet website to facilitate donations, and help to Ukrainians. And the website has interactive maps with humanitarian warehouses abroad. People who want to donate medicine, goods for children, or any food or humanitarian aid can find the suitable warehouse nearest to them to do that.)
Very nice. That’s how humans should be, how humans should behave. (Yes, Master.) Helping each other instead of killing or harming each other. This is the way. (Yes, Master.) This is the way if you are believing in God or even just believing in humanity’s goodness. (Yes, Master.)
I don’t understand it, because Russia is supposed to be Orthodox Christian. (Yes.) Have Patriarch this, Patriarch that. He even advised President Putin to go ahead with the war and supports it. (Oh.) What kind of Christianity is this? (Yes, Master.) Not to talk about a high priest of Christianity; Orthodoxy even. What kind of Orthodox is that? All these killers, murderers. (Yes, Master.)
Supporting Putin is the same as supporting murderers. (Yes. That’s right, Master. That’s true.) And especially if you’re the head of a church in Russia, then people would trust you and believe in you, and then what do you do? You support murderers! You encourage murdering innocents. (Yes. Horrible. Yes, Master.)
All these churches should be emptied. No one should go into this kind of church anymore to be contaminated with this devilish kind of doctrine and stupidity and evilness. God is everywhere. You just stay at home, gather together your family, or maybe your neighbors, and just read the Bible and pray to God. That should be a church also, your house. (Yes, Master.)
You should not have to go to build big churches that cost millions or hundreds of millions, and repairing and cost of maintenance all the time, and doing this kind of murdering. Or raping children, even. Or supporting the war to murder en masse. (Yes, Master.) And eating all these big chickens, big pork, big beef to the fill and look so big and massive, and drinking all this alcohol and talking evil. (Yes, Master.)
All the people should leave this kind of church. Only go to the churches where they check out that the priests are really pure and good and holy. (Yes. That’s right, Master.) At least don’t encourage others to go out and kill God’s children. (Right.)
And eating all this bloody chicken and wanting to eat even raw beef, raw meat, with the blood still dripping. (Horrible. Oh.) Imagine a priest like that. That’s pope Francis. He demanded his meat raw. Moo! Still mooing! (Wow.) (Yes, Master.) “I want it to moo,” that’s what he said. (Yes.) Meaning it’s still alive. (Oh.) Better go and cut a piece of it and give it to him on the plate immediately. Or why doesn’t he go out and just bite the cow-person then? This is what the picture looks like, the way he talks. (Yes.) He makes a picture like that. (Right.) Yuck.
My God! What evil! What for people go to church and learn this kind of thing? What can they learn from this kind of evil? (Right.) Tell me. (Nothing, Master.) They better stay home and read the Bible, (Yes.) and believe God in their heart, and do charity, help the other children of God. That’s what I would do. I would never set foot in this kind of evil environment.
And bloody mouth, how can it talk anything? How can he preach anything to anybody with this blood-dripping mouth? (Yes. Exactly. Right.) From the raw, from the moo meat. Dear God. Yuck. Uglier than hell. And talking about, “Have to be compassionate, you must know compassion. Love each other, love God’s children, love God’s creatures.” All this bs. (Yes, Master.)
How can they talk like that without feeling shame? Because they don’t live the way they preach. They don’t walk the talk. (Yes, Master. That’s true.) I’m ashamed for them. (Yes, Master.) This kind of people, there’s no shame. They must be evil. What else? Humans don’t behave like that. Not to talk about being a priest. (True, Master. Right.) Priests are supposed to have compassion for all. (That’s right. Exactly.)
And encourage people to go out to kill, and when the war already broke out, thousands of people died already, he said, “It’s just infantile. Infantile war game.” How can it be infantile? (Yes, Master.) People are dying, man! And he just talks like it’s nothing. Do you hear what I’m saying? (Yes, Master. Understand Master.)
Ah! Please tell me something else before I lose it again. I cannot help it. I could never be a good diplomat. I told you already? And good luck to any country who wants to hire me as a diplomat. I was supposed to be a diplomat before. Somebody invited me, but I refused. (Wow.) I won’t tell you which country. (OK, Master.) It’s good so.
If they hired me, I would criticize from top to bottom their whole country’s government. (Yes, Master.) And nobody would be able to bear me. They probably would have to pay me to get out. “Here, here. Take, take it. However much You want, tell us and just get out!” Maybe I should have done that, they would pay me a lot, and you would have a better environment to work in now.
Monday, in this west side wing room. Tuesday, in the east side wing room. Wednesday, in the middle room. One car for every day. At least, one car for each personally. Company car. And vegan pancakes every Tuesday. Raining or not. You would have a personal chef even. Or at least a good chef who can cook international food.
Yeah, I’m dreaming myself also. Sometimes, I think, “Oh, maybe I take all of you to go live somewhere better, where we have a lot of vegan restaurants all around. We chose a location where all the vegan restaurants are around us.” Monday, we will eat samosas. Tuesday, we will eat pancakes. Wednesday, we will eat spaghetti in a real Italian shop. I mean, the real thing. Like, we eat samosas in Indian restaurant.
And Tuesday, we will eat pancakes somewhere I don’t know where. Maybe French restaurant, they make crêpes. Crêpes is similar to pancakes. Just tell them vegan, that’s all. (Yes.) Or we bring our own batter and tell them to cook it. Tell them, “Don’t put honey, we bring our own maple syrup,” or something. Or agave syrup. (Yes.)
Is it syrup or syrup? (Syrup.) Syrup? (Yes.) Same like French? OK, good. I’m all confused in Europe, because sometimes, they speak similar. Like, you say “water,” they say “Wasser” in German. (Yes.)
I thought, you, poor things, everyday eat almost similar stuff. Are you bored? No, huh? It’s OK? (Yes. It’s OK, Master.) (We are good, Master. Thank You.) Good, good. Well, at least we have some food to eat. (Right.) Many people don’t have. Especially in a war country. (Yes, Master.) That’s why, I am grateful for whatever food I have. (Yes.)
But you know, dreaming costs nothing. Does it? I was thinking, “Oh, I take all of the kids, the whole bunch of kids with me and rent a house somewhere where all the restaurants are congregated.” Mostly, they have restaurants nearby each other. Because sometimes it’s like commercial zones. And people all go there to eat.
So Monday, we eat… What? What did I say Monday we would eat? (Samosas.) Samosas and other Indian… Curry, right? Fragrant basmati rice with mushroom sauce curry, and vegetables. And drinking vegan lassi. Mango Lassi. With oat milk mix. Right. Then after that, we will have some laddus. And then some chai to go with it. Yeah, why not? (Yum! Yum!) Yum!
And then, Tuesday we will go to a French crêperie. (Wow. Yes.) A vegan crêperie, maybe they have a vegan crêperie. And tell them to put some ice cream in it. And then we will drink some fruit juice cocktails, different fruit juices. With peppermint mixed in it. Tasty, tasty. And then after that, we will demand some vegan crème brûlée. And then we will demand some banana flambé. (Whoa.) “Whoa.”
Whoa, you don’t know. You don’t know what it is. Banana flambé, they cook the banana, and then they put it on a dish, and then they use a fire, put some spirit and then flame it up. (Wow.) And you can see the fire coming! And then they will put some ice cream in the middle of the two halves of the bananas. (Wow!) Chocolate! Vanilla mix! Whoa!
Dreaming is good. Breaking the pattern. You never know, one day maybe we can make it, who knows? (Yes. True.) That was Tuesday, right? (Yes.)
Wednesday, where do you want to go? What do you want to eat? (Aulacese [Vietnamese] sandwich.) Aulacese (Vietnamese) sandwich! Yeah, special! Bring your own ingredients. Because I don’t think the Aulacese (Vietnamese) would make it with mushroom (spread) and camembert and other cheeses, all kinds of stuff in it. We can tell them what to do. Or we bring our own, to make sure they have. Aulacese (Vietnamese) sandwich, with Aulacese (Vietnamese) phở. (Oh.) Dip in it. So, your brother will just worship me forever, I think. One of your brothers, at least. (Yes, Master.) He will think I’m worthy of worship. That’s Wednesday.
And then, Thursday, where do we go? (Italian restaurant for spaghetti.) Italian restaurant. Why not? Yes. Spaghetti, or macaroni with vegan cheese with even cream on it. (Yes.) I forgot, when we are in the French restaurant, we should ask for vegan onion soup. (Yes.) With vegan cheese brûlée on top. (Oh, yes.) Roasted, they put it under the fire to make the cheese brown a little bit. (Wow.) And the onions just melt in your mouth. (Wow, that sounds awesome.) Awesome!
I tell you. Your Master knows too many things. (Yes!) And that’s why sometimes She has to confess that She’s so miserable. The more you know, the more you… you know. And then, when you don’t have it, your mind keeps complaining. I won’t die, I’m just telling you. Traveling around too much, and knowing too much, it’s also not good for you.
