And they said, “How can you be so strong?” I said, “I’m not strong. It’s something inside of me that is so strong that it makes me go anywhere feeling OK.” They said, “Can you teach me?” I said, “Yeah, just don’t eat meat.”) Don’t drink (alcohol). (And, “But how can you survive?” I said, “Well…”) You survive? (I said, “I survive.” And then right away they say, “Yeah, not only you survive, but you look younger.”) Yeah! (I said, “Well, that’s…”) Look at me, a young chick, (Yes, You are!) at my age.
Everybody OK? Long time no see. It’s been two weeks. (Hallo, Master.) Hi, everyone. (Hallo, Master.) Why is it always you? (No.) I’ve said it before. You have to take turns. (Take turns.) Otherwise, people may think you are involved with me. (OK.) My reputation is very bad already, but your reputation needs to be protected too. OK? (Thank You, Master.) Yes, you’re still young, and still need to get married. (Already got married.) I’m old already, and no one wants me anymore. Never mind. Yes. Keep your marriage together if you’re already married. Otherwise, what if he gets divorced? (Yes, yes.) I’m so pretty that everybody worries… I’m so pretty. Everyone worries that I’d steal their better halves. Thank you. OK. Yes. It’s better to be careful. I’ve had enough troubles. As I’m old now, I need to rest a little. I try to avoid trouble if possible. Understand? (Understand.) Now you understand.
Hey, you’re still here? I can’t believe this. Yesterday I saw your show. Oh, you looked like 18, 20. And I said to the editor, “What have you done to her? How come you don’t do that to me?” I am younger than her. Young chick like me, they don’t care, they make me look so old. Camera so bad, bad angle, everything, and then they have to fix it. And this is so much trouble. Mostly the front camera, they don’t know. Everybody just knows how to push a button and they think they know a camera, and it’s terrible. Many videos we cannot use. They just put my photo all over, you saw that? That means bad, bad cameraman. Bad, terrible, terrible. Because the same day, different angle, different photo, different cameraman, I look OK. And that man in the front all the time, same. Not only don’t look good, but the color is so pale.
Do you have any questions? You have a question? (You look so good in Your hat.) I do look good in my hat? Meaning the hat looks good, not me? Thank you, I know all that already. I know that. I have chosen this one because I thought maybe it makes me look a little younger. There’s always hope.
Hey, who is going tomorrow? (I am.) And the Chinese going tomorrow? About 20? Twenty people, tomorrow. And those are leaving in a few more days. Right? (Yes.) [ OK. Help me with these. Tough girl. Come on. Chinese, who’s going today and on the 10th? In one week, all of you? Everybody, take one, not two – one – and the rest – over here also. You can take some. OK. That one, that one. The rest, the big one for… What is this? Money? Money, honey! Wow, what kind of money is this? Is any trouble here? No, enough. OK. That’s for everybody, then it’s fine. Love, love, love. God bless, God bless, God bless. What’s all this? Wow, sounds very big. I must have time to read. I don’t have time right now.
Well, OK. You see, my bag is so small. Everybody notices that and says why my bag is so small. I say I can only afford the small one. Anybody else here? That’s it. The one who leaves within one week can take a couple. Those who are leaving in a week or so can take some. Don’t take too much. Leave some for other people. You raise your hand. The ones who leave soon, raise your hand. Leaving in one week. Those who are leaving in a week or so, raise your hands. Others can come later. Wait a minute. Over there. Ask them. Don’t ask me. I don’t have anything. It’s the same in my house. Do you have translation? (Yes.) It’s also like this in my house. They often put lots of things in my house. Then in a day or two, they’re gone. Wow! And again, they buy more. Wow! Maybe Master eats a lot. She ate whatever we gave her. Nothing’s left. But I didn’t eat them. Perhaps just a bite at most. Two or three times a year. That’s why I don’t gain weight. I mean, I don’t gain weight in the right places. Never mind. I’m getting old. I couldn’t care less. There’s only my dog-person. And he doesn’t care.
Everybody has? These people over here. Here. These people, they’re leaving. You all got some? Bring here, bring here. Bring over here. You bring it around, give it to people. Guards, there. Let the guards do it. Let the hufa (guards) do it. I can’t believe this is the same girl. Oh, man! It’s not aired yet, but when it airs, you will see what I mean. Eighteen years old, 100%. I wish somebody would treat me that good. OK, not only there, over here also. How come everybody goes that way? So funny people. Can’t believe I even need to tell you this. Each of you take one piece. So simple. Or else they’ll move it somewhere else. Help yourselves.
Do you have any questions? Or are you too busy looking at the cookies instead of looking at me? They told me that there are only 500 people. How come so many people here? There are about 2,000 people in this place. OK. Do you have any questions? No. Those who are leaving, do you have any questions to ask? Hallo! Long time no see. You bring me any jokes? Did you bring me any jokes? No. (I only have stories.) You know I love jokes. Some good stories? (There is a good one.) Yeah, yeah, OK, OK. Microphone? Tell us, because I’m having bad long-term cough. So I’m trying to save my energy. Tell me. (Well, first of all, I wasn’t supposed to be here today.) You are not supposed to be here? Where would you be? (Well…) Best place on the planet. (The best place on Earth.) Yeah. (Yes, yes. Well, I wasn’t sure if I could make it, because I came late in Taipei. But then…)
Wait, wait. Leave them at the doors. There are three doors. When you go out later, each person takes one on your way out. OK? Oh! People would think you came just for the (vegan) cookies. You know in a lecture, very difficult to earn this kind of thing in the midway, but I got it all the time. Just a few (vegan) cakes, really, piece of cake.
Tell me, bro. (Yes, well, first of all, like I said, I wasn’t supposed to be here because apparently, I was late to apply but then everything…) Go, just… (…everything went OK one by one, and there it is, I’m here.) OK. (So that was good, and I’m so privileged to talk to You again. And the other one is, this year is 20 years that we know each other physically.) Oh really? (Yes.) God, what a long relationship. (Yes.) Longer than many marriages, I’m telling you. (Yes, yes.) Alright. Then?
(Now, the story that I’d like to share to You, is that everywhere I go, they tell me, “How can you be so strong?” Because I’m among people that are not vegan, and… Yes. They eat meat and fish and drink liquor. Friends, people that I have. And I used to be one of those, 20 years ago. And they said, “How can you be so strong?” I said, “I’m not strong. It’s something inside of me that is so strong that it makes me go anywhere feeling OK.” They said, “Can you teach me?” I said, “Yeah, just don’t eat meat.”) Don’t drink (alcohol). (And, “But how can you survive?” I said, “Well…”) You survive? (I said, “I survive.” And then right away they say, “Yeah, not only you survive, but you look younger.”) Yeah! (I said, “Well, that’s…”) Look at me, a young chick, (Yes, You are!) at my age.
