Do we have a microphone at all? Can somebody from behind there go and get a microphone? (Microphone. Master needs a microphone. Can someone get?) (Master needs a microphone.) (Can you go to get a microphone?) (A What?) (A microphone.) A lot of people. A little food. OK. One slice. Only like that. One thin slice only. It’s OK. (OK.) You keep it, because this one’s for the other side. I think it’s OK. Maybe not. If it’s not… You got it? (Yes, he’s going to pick it up.) OK. If it’s your turn and you don’t get it, then, OK, karma, alright? Many people; don’t believe it. How many children overnight. What did I do? (You take one slice.) Extra merit or something? You still a musician? You work in Sweden?
I don’t know if it’s enough. I told you, if it’s your turn and you don’t get it, then just say karma will… One slice. OK? Good? (Very good. Very good. Thank You very much.) Delicious. Hungry, hungry; that’s all. I don’t think you ate the tofu. Did you? This is nice, delicious. This was brought here yesterday. And today they brought some of these, so we have. We have some. Normally we don’t have any. (Tell them, one per person.) (To share with everybody.) (No, no, no, one per person.) (One piece for everybody.) (One slice, yes.) Oh, my God! So many people. I didn’t prepare anything. (Is there any bread, or things left over there?) (Thank You.)
Just like going home to grandma. (Do you have any [vegan] bread, a slice of [vegan] bread or a [vegan] biscuit left?) (No.) Very little thing, but tastes good. Grandma mostly doesn’t have a lot. But they like it. OK. Here, whatever you can take. Alright? If behind there, they didn’t have one, just whatever they’re eating, then maybe let them have this first. Yeah. Whatever short, we make up for the other. Be good to each other. I have no idea. My God. Everything OK now? (Yes, everybody has.) Yes, of course. Oh, it’s a little bit. What?
What did you say, love? (Wonderful.) Wonderful? (Yes.) Wonderful, just a piece of vegan cheese, and a slice of (vegan) bread; oh, man. (Thank You, Master. Thank You.) It’s love, right? (Yes.) You can buy it at home. (It’s not the same. Not this.) Especially love that gives you (almost) nothing to eat. Tastes even better. There’s so little and so many people, but tastes always wonderful.
I remember when I was a kid, my neighbor, like a far relative neighbor, she had four kids. Oh, no microphone? Never mind. Can you hear me? No. (Yes. We can hear You, Master.) I remember when I was a kid, my neighbor had four children... Don’t talk, then you can hear me. And then, they [were] not very well off. One banana, they shared for four children. But when I came, it became five. And it tasted always so good! Especially [since] I don’t like to eat at home much because a lot of (animal-people) meat at home. And this neighbor, they don’t have (animal-people) meat a lot. Like, for example, if they eat rice soup, then it’s just rice and salt, nothing else. But it tasted so good, so good, because we [were] many children – four, and then five. And they’re poor, but they’re very generous. Whenever I [went], they always welcomed and gave me, of course, without thinking of anything in return. Poor people, they’re more generous somehow.
(Master, do You want me to cut? Do You want me to come to cut the others?) What others? Tofu? (Yes.) No, I can manage. I think they like me to cut better than you. I’m not sure, but I think. (Yes.) (Thank You, Master.) (You’re right.) Huh? (Definitely.) “Definitely.” Yeah. The South African says, “definitely.” I just cut them all, and then we share, OK? (This one is a new French company who’s making…) Different company? (This one. A French cheese company.) This one? (Yes, vegan.) Wow! Wow! (Looks great.) Then I have to try a little bit. What kind of (vegan) cheese? So soft. (It’s made with almond.) Hmm, OK.
And when I was in high school, there was also another family. They’re not very rich, just so-so. And whenever I [went] there with my classmate, the mother always gave me something, like she’d fry the fried rice, but no (animal-people) meat, nothing in it, because they are not very rich. In the war, not many people were rich. And she just fried the leftover cold fried rice, and a little bit of onion first to add fragrance. (Make it tasty.) Yeah, tasty. And then salt, that’s it. And we kids, oh, we felt like in Heaven. Everybody had maybe just one bowl, no more, but it tasted so good. And nowadays, not many things are tasty to me anymore. Except these few days, the Aulacese (Vietnamese), they cook me something. Delicious, wow. Every day I eat a lot. And I feel the weight is coming. Definitely becoming Maitreya Buddha. The happy big belly Buddha. Ah, I hope not.
This is only tofu. That’s the wrong side, that’s why I didn’t cut it. OK. Now you know my secret hide-out. At least you know. OK. My dog(-person), he is on guard here. When I am here, the other three dog(-people) are in the other room. Don’t feel sorry for him, he has aircon. I’m worried it’s too cold for him. Give me the basket. We still have? Hey, hey, hey. Guys. The basket. It is all here. It’s good. What a kitchen, huh? If you don’t believe Jesus can make miracles, look at this. Yeah. It’s not 500 people but it’s about how many? Two hundred? More? We are OK. A lot is still there? No. (No.) Good. I put all this. My hands are clean. I cleaned them. I washed myself before you came. So much respect. And these are all clean also. I’m trying to make miracles. One piece of (vegan) cheese for 200 people. Everything OK. Right? (Yes. Thank You, Master.)
Oh, my God. What did she do here? What is this here? Bread! Wonderful. Open it, please. Open it and give what you have. I’m going to give. Excuse me, ma. Whoever needs more, take and share. (Thank You, Master.) Share if not enough. OK. OK. I always give you on this side first. This time I give on this side first, alright? Maybe not enough. No idea. Try. My hands are clean! (What can we do for You?) What can you do for me? You are good kids already. You’re good. I don’t really need anything. That’s the beauty of it, that I can give. You meditate well, you help the world, that’s what you can do for me. I’m one person, what will I need? What would I need? What should I need? What could I need? One person.
Yeah, it’s good. It’s just a piece of (vegan) cheese. My God. It’s not like anything else. If any leftovers, then turn from this side. If not, then you just drool and feel sorry for yourself. (Oh, my God.) Oh, my God! (Master, microphone.) Ah! Oh, my God! Wow! I don’t know if we can eat this. Can we eat? Don’t you have to cook, right? Soya, no? Actually, it’s already cooked. Otherwise, it wouldn’t be like this. After you cook a (vegan) soup, you just throw it in. You know? Someone can eat. Not very good, but that we can eat. This no, huh? Can eat? Can also? (Yes. It’s good.) What a company. This you have to cook. (Maybe not.) This is like a (vegan) pancake but only crispy… You have to fry. No, I don’t fry anything here. Not frying anything. And there’s some cold bread. No, it’s too old. Too hard.
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