Anyone else? Bread? You know, I can make miracles. (Yes.) One jar of (vegan) mayonnaise for the multitude. You have not? (Thank You.) Anyone else have not? (I think about three more of us.) Three more of you? (Yes. Thank You, Master.) Alright, then, we still have bread, a lot of bread. Just stay, I’ll give more. This is very small. The bread. (OK.) Can you open, please? Put it here. I do it now. My hands are clean. It’s good enough, ma’am. It’s good enough, thank you. Here. (I put it in her place?) Yeah. Put it back up.
They exaggerate. Last time I had almost 300 people, they brought only one loaf of bread. And this time, I have 20, they brought 2,000. Here. The ones who didn’t have. Who did not have? (Over here. The brother here…) You already had. (No. Brother.) You want another one? Two ones? (He got two.) It’s OK. We have. We have. (Thank You, Master.) The ones who didn’t have, (I already had.) here. Come. And some more? You have already or not? (No.) No, OK. The ones who don’t have, come here. Give me one more bread, please. Yeah, of course he needs two. He’s two times bigger than us. Logical.
The ones who did not have bread, even including the working team, come here. (Working team?) No. Maybe more then, maybe more. Maybe you need more. The one who had just a very tiny bread, and I said, “Come back. I’ll give you more.” That one, come here, the sister. (Yes, please.) Sister... (Yes.) (Who had the tiny bread?) Yeah. The one with tiny one. I said, “It’s too small, come back.” There, here, here. (There she is.) Working team. Is it you? (Yes. I’m the tiny bread, but...) Tiny bread, here, here, here. Come here, come here. (Thank You.) Working, working.
They don’t lack anything. You probably have more at home than I have here. More (vegan) mayonnaise, right? More at home than I ever have. Good? It’s called “Original Vegenaise.” (I bought this one...) Yeah. You have everything at home, I’m sure. This is for me, but I share with you. This is the only jar I have. (Oh.) Bread, bread. But at home you have more. What I mean is, it’s just a little. (OK. Thank You.) I’m sorry I don’t have much more. I had two, two or three, now only one. I had others; I gave them to the nuns, and… (Master, did You make the [vegan] mayonnaise Yourself?) No, you’re joking. I don’t even have time to eat the (vegan) mayonnaise. That’s why you have a chance to come here.
And anyone else, a working team, that did not have? (This lady.) (This lady here.) You did not have? And you’re just standing there? (Yes, she’s just standing.) Say nothing? Don’t be too shy. If you stand there, you’ll probably never have it. Alright, good? (Thank You.) (Yes.) (Thank You, Master.) Everybody have bread and (vegan) mayonnaise? (Yes.) Big Togo, you want one more, love? (Yes, Master!) (He understands English.) Now he understands English. He even responds in English. No need you anymore. You are jobless now. (Master, I’m coming from very far away, from Togo.) I know. I know, my God, I know. (I will go there by foot, Master.) Yeah, I know it very well, very well. One more if you want. (Yes, it’s OK, Master.) He said he’s coming from very far, from Togo, walking by foot. We all believe you. One more. One more for him. (Go, go.)
You want for you? (Super.) One more? For you! OK. Good? Everybody’s jealous now. I was making it for Togo, but then he just... (Yes, yes. For me. For me.) I make one more for Togo. He is big size. And, many of you already had similar before. And he didn’t. He never had – not this, but, I mean in my kitchen. (Oh, yes.) (Yes.) But he never had. So it’s OK. We have one more. It tastes so nice, it’s very good. Just (vegan) mayonnaise and bread, my God. How precious! Here, Togo. For you. One more. It’s OK. We have something else. It’s not finished yet.
Does anybody still want, desire bread with (vegan) mayonnaise? (The bread.) Tell me. (Yes.) (I want.) You want it? (Master, can I have bread?) Of course, of course. I’m just worried it’s not enough, so I give everybody a little first. And whoever desires more, come here. Just share because I’m sorry we don’t have a lot. How come they give me only one jar? These miserly... miserly people. They know I always invite guests and gave me only one jar from the whole world! You say it first, so you have it first. (Thank You, Master.) And now another one, you want one more? (Yes.) (Yes, I’d love one. Thanks, Master.) You also want one? Lady first. Don’t bring it to your horses, OK? (No.) You eat it right here. (I’d have to fly over and fly back.) Here you are, my love. (Thank You.) Still good? (Mmm.)
Oh. I think the knife is no good. (Tastes like Heaven, Master.) Huh? (Tastes like Heaven.) Tastes like Heaven? Because you’re hungry. They only gave you a miserable lunch. And it’s… (No, Master. Because I eat only twice a day.) Yeah? Normally, right? (Normally.) OK. What I mean is lunch is very little here. And too long time ago. Who else? (Here, Master.) There you go. (Thank You.) Hallo. (There’s a man hanging around here.) Hanging around. Lurking in the corner. (Sorry. Thank You.) Welcome. Come on. We still have three times. Poor thing, just bread and (vegan) mayonnaise, and have to sit there and drool forever, just for one little piece. (It’s not only the bread, Master. It’s with Your Blessings.) Oh. (With Your Love.) Love, yeah. (I think there’s a song that goes “Bread and Marmalade for Dinner.” You could say, “Bread and mayonnaise for dinner…” da da da da da da...)
OK. Anyone else? (It used to be this song.) Anyone else who cannot have, (Here, Master.) then he would die, then come. (Thank You, Master.) You’re welcome. Anyone else? I’m not asking again. (OK.) I spread it evenly, so it tastes better. Here. (Thank You, Master.) (Here You go, Master. Next one.) (Next one here.) Next. OK. Here, here. Here you go, love. Here, come. (Thank You.) We still have several. The one who’s desperate, please come quick before it’s gone. (I’m getting more desperate.) More desperate? (Thank You, Master. Thank You.) You’re welcome. My God. This you can eat... (They’re shy, Master, over here. In this corner, they’re very shy.) Come here, don’t be shy. Don’t be shy. The bread, they should’ve cut it into half. (Yes.) They used to do that before. Too many people, and they don’t do it now.
The bread is good or it’s just...? (Very good.) (Delicious, Master.) (Really delicious.) I kind of wonder where is… (Baguette?) Baguette. Yeah. Here. The shy one. (Shy one.) Shy. And the not-too-shy. And the very not-too-shy-at-all. Come. (One here from France, very shy.) Come here. (Oh, come on.) Where is she? (Come.) (Sister from France?) Come on. Oh, man! (Here you go.) (Thank You, Master.) If you’re shy, you lose. Come on. Who? There. You’re welcome. Anyone else? (There’s one little lady here.) Yeah. Come on. That’s not very little. Compared to me, nobody’s little. (Thanks, Master.) You are all giants. Tastes good? I have several more. OK. Wait. I wash my hands because I touched… My God. I should make a business.
And I give a little more to the working team and leftover. (Thank You, Master.) OK. There you go. Give. (Thank You, Master.) You’re welcome. There? (One more.) (No more [vegan] mayonnaise for You?) No, I don’t care. I don’t eat. You’re welcome. OK. Right. Working team is five people, right? Right, five. (Five.) (Yes, three here, two there.) Three here and two there. (Yes.) I make it all, and then you can have it. Does somebody volunteer to lick the jar or not? (I will.) No, not yet! I’m just joking! So cute. (After it was finished.) Yeah, but can do, of course, after. (Thank You. I’ll do once it’s finished.) Your tongue is long enough? It’s very big. (I got a spoon, Master. I got a spoon.)
OK. Of course, the ones who ate already, we have this to share. Share. Here. Open. This, can open or not? Yeah, yeah, can open one side. Open and share; share around. (Thank You, Master.) Where is the spoon? I just saw the spoon, where did it go? (In the jar?) Oh, right. (I have an eye on it. Keeping an eye on it.) Eye is so sharp. The Wisdom eye is so sharp. I’m sorry we don’t have enough. We should have more, but that’s all they gave me. (Thank You. Thank You.) Then you can eat to your heart’s content because we have a lot of bread here. (Thank You.) You know, I don’t go beg for food. Whatever they give, I have. If they don’t give, I don’t ask. You see? That’s why. And they think I’m only one; this is very big already. You’re closer to the bread, you eat first. You enjoy. Enjoy. After, enjoy. Otherwise, you dirty your hands. OK. Five workers… Three persons. (Thanks, Master.) (Thank You.) Don’t smear the camera. You know, like filming and… (Thank You, Master.) Welcome.
Photo Caption: There Are Always Some Things 2 Please Ur Eyes
