It’s getting better all the time. But don’t expect this every day. Today, you empty my fridge. (Wow!) Tomorrow, no more. Any more (vegan) cheese left there? (More [vegan] cheese.) If any left, then turn around here. If not, then don’t… OK. What you need that for? (It’s very tasty.) Ah. OK, OK.
Let’s see… from Taiwan (Formosa). Oh God. It’s so hard, how are we going to eat this? Oh, man! This one is still soft. Can you warm it with… turn it around, warm it with each hand. It’s summer, it’s cool, warm it with your hands, each, and then it warms and return to me. It’s summer, it’s nice. Yeah, warm with your hands, like this. You turn it around, I mean take turns to warm it (Yes.) and return it to me. It’s cool! This is OK. This needs warming. This needs warming. Yeah.
Aren’t we very eco-friendly? Aren’t we very eco-friendly people? (Yes.) We don’t need oven, nothing, and we don’t need aircon, this is aircon and oven at the same time. Wow. Cool, cool, cool. You, you warm it, bless it, and return to me; I cut. OK? Warm it, return. It’s cool also, for summer. It’s nice. Aircon, aircon. Yeah. No, these are soft. This is OK.
(Can I have one?) Yeah. Have one, warm up. Here, have one. Warm up, warm up. Warm up. While I cut something else. Yeah. Keep warming it and return it. It cools you off also. Right? (Yes.) Aircon and heater, same time. OK, so I don’t even need electricity, right? Yeah, if I want to warm up something, I just call all of you coming. (Bring it over here, it’s very hot over here.) Yeah, yeah, yeah. (Yes, we put it on our head.) Yeah, yeah. And then if I want something cool... if I want to cool you off, I just give you these things. (Exactly.) And then this is like aircon.
This knife is kind of cheating. Makes me feel that this is one of the sides, but it’s not. This is the side. When I’m talking to you, I lose attention, that’s what it is. Half each, I think one each is not enough. I think I will cut half. (Yes, cut half.) You need to go somewhere? (No, no, just stand for a while.) (Need a cushion. Yes.) (A cushion.) OK. The ones sitting too long, feel cramped, then stand up. And the others standing up too long, legs tired, sit down. You know what I mean? Warm enough? No. We want to eat it cool, because it’s summer. (Who would want to defrost that? Defrost it.) Yeah. It’s defrosted already. It’s good. Listen. If you are standing too long and tired, then ask the sitting long, cramped, to stand up. Rotation, so you don’t get too cramped. Understand? (Yes, Master.) Good boy, girl. My God. Oh, sorry. Where is it? Don’t, don’t, don’t eat it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you’re too cramped, you can stand up. OK? I’m sorry, I must buy a new place.
Very good. Very good. Maybe I don’t need to cut. Maybe just eat different things? Do we have enough? OK. Return all the “aircon.” Only one left? You ate it already? OK. Then why not? Here. Did you eat some already? (No.) This one, I cut. This one, you can eat. Maybe not enough, so half. Bite half and give the neighbor half. OK? (Thank You. It’s enough.) (This is enough.) My God. Anything return? No? Ate already? What? I thought I had to cut it, but if you ate it already... It’s good. Here, here. Slowly. OK? Lucky people, one, two, three, four. Sorry. There are some more coming. Don’t worry. Something else. Where’s the knife? Ah! I thought you ate it. Good. Here, eat. To the back side, because always the front. Back side. (Give it to the back.) (To the back side.) Take. Take, and then eat, and return to the others. (Understand.)
Is there another bag somewhere? Open for me, please. Hold it. Open and hold. Share half. Half here, and half there. OK. To save cutting, you just bite one piece and give it to a neighbor. OK? (OK.) Bite one piece and give it to a neighbor. Bite just a small piece. Turn to neighbor, neighbor, neighbor, go, go, go. Go, go, go. My God, the back there don’t have. Here, here. Here it’s for the back. It will run out, so give the back first and then run to the front. OK? To be fair. Why I bother cutting? They just bite it. The back first, not always the front first. The back first. It’s OK, yeah? Still OK? No problem? Over there, they already ate. Gave me only one bag. Look at that. Very clever. Then we do this. We do the same. Same, same. Same. Yeah. Just bite and give it to neighbor, for brotherhood. There you go. OK. I know. You have to open it. Open it, and bite, and return. OK? Bite and give it to neighbors. Or you have to organize it yourselves.
([Vegan] mushroom ball. Tastes good.) There are some with plastic. Don’t eat it. OK? Not because it’s blessed [vegan] food, then you eat the plastic. No. Wow, very nice stuff. This one, nobody warmed it up yet? (Oh here, pass it down. We’ll warm it up.) Warm it up and just bite. OK? (There you go.) Oh, man. I tried to make it into one piece but can't. Half piece and make miracles. One break, tear it into ten pieces. It’s OK, love. Whatever you can. You’re welcome. (Cut the end off?) Cut the end off? (Yes.) Is it OK? (I got one.) Even can eat frozen. (Ice cream. Like [vegan] ice cream.) (You done it.) Yeah? Good? You take off the plastic and just bite a little bit. (Oh yeah, it’s pretty cool.) (Everybody have?) You know, it’s not unfair, they have some of that and you have some of this. OK? Otherwise, oh… (Oh, that one is hard.) No. Already warmed up, but it’s not warmed up enough. (Not warm enough.) I don’t think so. Nope. Even if you warm it up, it takes time. This one also cannot. No.
Ah! This one OK. This is Aulacese (Vietnamese) (vegan) kind of stuff. Normally you eat with bread. The cameramen don’t have anything? Have? (A little bit of [vegan] bread in my pocket.) Just bread? (Yes.) Oh man. You guys are so mean. They have to work, you must give him some. (This is for the camera guy, yes.) You must give them some. Must think of everybody. Cameraman behind also needs something. I’ll give you some of this. Now you get spoiled. Look at all the women giving you things. Look at that. OK. Here. Oh God. Yeah. I need muscle. Exercise. Here. The whole piece. Here, a whole piece for you. (Thank You, Master.) And another piece for the guy behind there. You eat with bread. It tastes good. Normally you make a (vegan) sandwich out of this. But so many children, I don’t think… I can’t make it. This for the cameraman behind there. OK? Anyone else working? You’re eating, right? You’re OK? (I’m fine. Yes, Master.) If not, I give you one big piece. Did you eat something? (Yes, I did.) Yeah. A little bit? OK. (Yes.) OK. Good. (Thank You, Master.)
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